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Cliché Killa: 'Razor-Sharp Claws'

Doubtless someone has already responded to this video with something like: 'OMG this is so dangerous, bears shouldn't be encouraged to hang around humans, they could turn on you at any moment and kill you with their razor-sharp claws.'

Bullshit. The edge of a modern mass-produced razor is only a few molecules wide. Ain't no claws or teeth that sharp in nature. Maybe other things, but not claws or teeth. So let us conduct 'razor-sharp claws/teeth' to the edge of Cliché Bluff under the pretext of having a picnic, then shove it over the edge.