'BiFi' (prounounced like beefy) is the German equivalent of American Slim-Jims. Vinyl-encased sausage-shaped snacks composed, arguably, of protein. This is their mascot. Note the bovver boots:
BiFi says: 'I don't need genitals, you Dummkopf -- I am a genital!'
I saw a child burst into tears at the sight of BiFi. I almost did myself.